He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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