Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Buhtt sex?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
