the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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