Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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