I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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