uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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