"it" just moved
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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