She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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