matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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