I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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