I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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