god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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