Dual....:-)
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Do vagina's smell?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
She has the best kind of daddy issues
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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