I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
