i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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