I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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