She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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