I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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