what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Boobs speak an international language.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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