I'm gonna have a badass scar
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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