Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
