I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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