how can u be prego again
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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