I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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