why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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