4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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