nut hugger
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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