just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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