Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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