We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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