I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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