For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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