Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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