@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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