Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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