Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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