5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
