she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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