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He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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