I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
