What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
we should paint friendship bongs
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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