If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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