Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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