Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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