I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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