Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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