Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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