I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
