I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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