Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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