Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Randomize
