i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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