i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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