I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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