oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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